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October 22, 2005

Meet Princess Crissy

Filed under: Barely legal phone sex, Fetish Phonesex, Greedy Princesses — Vixen @ 2:57 pm

I recently added Princess Crissy’s wonderful humiliation phone sex website to my blogroll here at Phone-Sex-Reviews. Her particular brand of erotic humiliation, coupled with her Supreme Spoiled Princess attitude & her hot looks, make her site a must see. Crissy’s very erotic & regularly updated blog is the centerpiece of her site. There you find tales of her sexual & femdom exploits, as well as a very clear idea of what to expect in Princess Crissy’s phone sessions, which are available to Niteflirt members only. Her site also includes a teaser photo gallery including nude pics, her Niteflirt call & paid email buttons and information about the Fleshlight, a masturbation aid that Crissy recommends to her devotees. She is NOT the run-of-the-mill, cookie cutter spoil-me Fetish Princess / sassy brat that you’ll find on Niteflirt, in fact, “sassy brat” happens to be a term coined by Crissy herself. She truly sets the standard if what you crave is erotic humiliation, tease & denial and cuckolding phone sessions from a young, gorgeous and super confident blonde Princess. I’m not sure my words can do her justice, so I’ve grabbed a feed from Crissy’s own fetish Princess Phonesex blog for you to sample here. Enjoy…at your own risk!

Feed from PussyDenied.com by Princess Crissy on October 20, 2005, 12:23pm

Hi tards! Dumbasses, wankies, weaklings, losers. I think I hit all the classes of male types. Well I am here typing to you freaks again. I was totally a mean girl to some fucking dork at jack in the box last night. Toy says it is because I am missing My Lisa, I think it is because the guy was a fucking RETARD. :roll: :roll:

I tell toy, I am starving and in need of curly fries. Of course he starts off irritating Me by saying if I lay off the weed I will not have the munchies. I giggled at him and said oh so fucking sweetly, well dumbass, if you would learn to shut your fucking mouth you might get unlocked a little more. Wah wah wah, I am sorry Princess I was trying to make you laugh (eye roll) funny how you tell a male he not going to cum again anytime soon, and all the sudden he is like prince charming HAHAHA LOVES IT :!: :!: :!:

Well toy takes Me to jack in box, and we go in, mean while toy is bitching because I would not let him drive through. We are walking inside, and I took My hand and patted his crotch, giggled and said at least a month as we went inside. :twisted: :shock:

Right away I see the Pillsbury Doughboy standing at the end of the counter waiting for his food. He starts staring right away, and toy says right away, wow been here 3 seconds and the fatty waiting for his jumbo jack is eye raping you. :mrgreen:

Nothing new, but I look over, dry hurled in My mouth at this loser, then ordered My fries and a coke. Toy pays and we move down the counter, the lady hands Me the cup to get My soda, and then there is fat boy road block standing in My way :roll:

I look at him and he is looking like he escaped from the rubber house, so I elbowed toy, and he said to him excuse us. He was so fucking nasty, I could hear his fat sway as I walked by.

So I get My soda, and I was sure the fat fucktard would be gone since he was standing there holding the counter up when I got there. I then look up and see a greyhound bus offloading a million Geritol lovers, with cotton tops. They start filing in, and it starts to reek of old people. I mean I was like thinking damn I should of just done the drive thu thing.

I turn around to see if My fries are ready because I am like super grossed out to be there. BAM there is fat boy in My way, holding 2 bags of food. The counter lady says her are your fries miss, so I try to walk around fatboy, and he steps in front of Me. I look at him shocked that he actually had the balls to step in front of Me. :oops: :shock:

Move I said, so he gets this stupid look on his face and said say please. Toy said move or she will get ugly. He said I doubt this filly (WTF) can be ugly. Move I said again trying to get My damn fries, which by now are getting cold, and all the oldies were starting to stare. Whats the magic word he said. NOW :!: I said is the magic word, getting louder.

Toy reached around and grabbed My fries, so I turn to go around the other way, fat boy juggles his 2 bags of food :roll: and steps in front of Me again, and says whats your hurry. I was so irritated, I took the lid off My soda, and tossed it in his face. Ok it hit his face and a few oldies standing in line. The fucking look was priceless, I started laughing, toy was laughing, a few old people were laughing, and a few were saying omg what a rude girl. LOLOLOL LOVES IT!!!!!!! I love it when I can publicly humiliate a dumbass on a whim like that, LOLOL

Toy said ok troublemaker we need to go now before the cops come or something. Because speaking of cops, remember I told I got busted for incident at the club? Well I did go to court and they fined Me ASSHOLES!!! Yea so matter of fact I think all you tards should pay My damn fine. 212.00 damn dollars because I was a mean girl. Small price to pay I think. LOVES IT :!: :!: :!:

Anyway I am about to go get a mani and a pedi, and maybe a sea weed wrap. I should be back later to work you all over, besides you all have a fine, and a spa day to fund. LOVES IT :!: :!: :!:

Oh and it is 66 days till CHRISTMAS. Make the Princess of phone sex a happy girl and get busy spoiling NOW :!: :lol: :!: :lol:

Ta Ta
Princess Crissy :twisted:

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October 18, 2005

Wholesome Halloween Bondage

Filed under: Phonesex, Sex News — Vixen @ 6:34 pm

Originally from Phone Sex Slut Blog on October 18, 2005, 11:34am

You wouldn’t believe
On All Hallow Eve
What lots of fun we can make,
With apples to bob,
And nuts on the hob,
And a ring-and-thimble cake.
~ Carolyn Wells

Oh my. Am I wrong to find this slightly kinky? Apples to bob and nuts on the hob, indeed.

Wholesome Halloween Bondage

Props to Good Shit

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