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Thursday , April 01, 2010

By Jenny Block

Ring my bell.

Dial me, baby.

Even when you’re close to home, phone sex can fire things up.

Phone sex has gotten a bad rap. It has sadly been relegated to 900 numbers and the desperately lonely and separated. But it’s time that phone sex was brought back to its rightful glory. It’s a great way to connect with a partner even if you both are in town and live in the very same home.

It might sound crazy, but it makes sense if you think about it. Most of us spend the majority of our days away from our partners. And then when we are back together, it’s after a long, stressful day at work with dinner waiting to be cooked, kids waiting to be bathed and dogs waiting to be walked.

It’s hard to bring the sexy back when that’s what you come back home to every day. That’s where phone sex comes in.

You see, part of the problem with not being able to connect with your partner after a long day is that you have not only been physically separated, but also mentally separated. If you do talk on the phone, it’s likely about who’s going to pick up the dry cleaning or where you should make dinner reservations for the weekend.

But when you’re apart, it’s actually the ideal time to connect. Stay with me now. It can be hard to jump right into “Come on, baby, light my fire” the minute you walk in the door. Even with a partner you adore, it can feel a little scary or silly. But on the phone, freedom reigns. And it doesn’t necessarily have to be talking on the phone; it could be texting, IMing or e-mailing.

But, be aware, e-mail never dies and texts and voice messages have a way of popping back into your life at the least opportune times – ask Tiger Woods or Jesse James. Even if it’s your partner you’re whispering not-so-sweet nothings to, you still don’t want them broadcast to the whole universe – or even just your own family and friends, for that matter.

So … my weapon of choice is the telephone, talking directly to my partner, where the only risk is someone overhearing and there is usually somewhere to be found that’s out of earshot of any nosy neighbors. Now here’s where the fun starts. Phone sex can be anything from, “I can’t wait to get my hands on you tonight” to “Right now, I’m using my tongue to find my way from your knees to your nose.”

You can play out entire scenarios or you can just tease your partner about what’s awaiting him or her at home that night. Entire scenarios can be especially fun when you’re home with total freedom to do and say as you please and your partner is squirming in his or her seat at work just hoping no one can hear the naughty nurse on the line.

“I’ve been a very bad nurse today, baby.”

“Oh really?”

“Uh, huh. I haven’t been paying any attention to my patients today.”

“You haven’t?”

“Nope. I’ve only been paying attention to myself.”

“What do you mean?”

“Well, right now I’m naked in front of the mirror examining my…”

You get the idea. So, while you talk away and maybe even get down to a little “self-service” while you’re at it, all your partner can do is listen and long for you.

If that’s a little much for you, you can simply say, “I miss your mouth” or “Where do you want me to touch you first?” — just to get your partner in the mindset you want him or her in when you’re both together again.

Why bother? Well, that’s easy.

1. Phone sex relieves stress. It can take your mind off things that are doing nothing but driving you crazy and instead put you in a happier – and naughtier – state of mind.

2. Phone sex takes care of the heavy lifting. Sometimes the hardest part about getting down to it is getting started. Dirty little chats throughout the day can give you a great head start.

3. Phone sex brings you closer. Secrets can be bad. But in this case, they are good. Very good. Having a little something that’s just between you and your partner can make you feel like it’s the two of you against the world. Very sexy.

So, whether you opt for the long version…

A flight attendant and a First Class passenger: “Would you like to watch tonight’s film…or me getting out of this silly uniform?”

A waiter and a diner: “Shall I tell you the specials on the menu…or my specialties in the bedroom?”

A lost hiker and a park ranger: “Would you like me to guide you out of the forest…or back to my cabin?”

Or the short version…

“I’m ready.”

. . . It doesn’t matter how cheesy it might sound in your head or out of context, in the moment, phone-based foreplay can start your engines and keep you revving until the race begins.

All you have to do is pick up the phone.

Jenny Block is a freelance writer based in Dallas, Texas. She is the author of “Open: Love, Sex, and Life in an Open Marriage.” Her work appears in “One Big Happy Family” edited by Rebecca Walker and “It’s a Girl: Women Writers on Raising Daughters” edited by Andrea Buchanan. Visit her Web site at www.jennyonthepage.com.

A certain boy from Mass. is way overdue for a counseling and re-education session. I’m available tonight, john, if you’re reading this.

Later.

Originally by lafemme from Superior Female on July 4, 2008, 5:12pm

Frightened and overwhelmed, thinking you could quit, you tried to slither away.

But I’ve done my “job” so well.  The images I’ve planted in your head, the obsessions I’ve triggered, the secrets I’ve extracted – stay with you always and give Me limitless Power over you.

I jerk your strings and you dance.

I say jump and you say how high.

The Siren calls, in a single voice mail message, and you answer.  Again.  And again.  And again.

My $200 finally arrived and another $150 is on it’s way.

Meanwhile, your head is spinning, you’re weak and driven and back where you belong.

I win.  Yet again.

Originally by lafemme from Superior Female on June 29, 2008, 11:24am

If you contact me today, you damn well better be enriching and entertaining or else. I don’t have much patience and I’m not up for another aching head.

Originally by lafemme from Superior Female on May 6, 2008, 9:00am

Came in, had dessert and a glass of wine, answered some email. Turned on my Niteflirt. DULL NIGHT. Enough said. It’s 1:30 am. I *could* go to bed right now, I *do* have to get up early tomorrow. But I’m not sleepy. I guess I’m having trouble winding down from all the shopping, plus I missed my workout today.

I have no Netflix movies at home. Bleh. Guess I’ll see what’s on cable and try to relax.

Weekend was great though. Teased & drained cuckboy and then banished him to the CB once again. Had a fun session on Sunday with an old playmate who I haven’t played with in a while.

Had some fun Niteflirt calls too – a forced bi fantasy, a raise the rate call that went up to 14.99 per minute and a hypnosis session with a new boy that went really well.

I have some updates to do on Dominant-Divas.com and a new femdom interview to post over there, but I’m not in the mood right now, even though I’m complaining of boredom, LOL~! Maybe tomorrow…..

I’ll be out in the afternoon but will take some calls on my cell if I have down time. I’ll be around for longer sessions and Yahoo in the evening tomorrow, probably after 6 PM-ish Eastern time.

Ciao for now.

Originally by lafemme from Superior Female on May 19, 2008, 10:36pm

I’m on my way out for a run around the park but I stopped in for an update of what’s going on with me.

Woke up to a 200 dollar driveby tribute yesterday and then a nice long call with femmejunkie. YUM

Went out after that, friend picked me up for some shopping.

My car needs MAJOR work it turns out – I might have it back tomorrow afternoon or Tuesday. It’s making a dent in my bank account and that DOESN’T make me happy – so, you know what to do, boys.

$100

Prove Your LOVE

Today, I slept in til noon and just bummed around doing some website tweaks.

I *didn’t* make my voice post that I promised. Maybe I’ll do it tonite. Maybe.

Here comes the “roll call” -

slaveeddie is going ever deeper in confessing the sins of his past to me. The depth of his perversion knows no limits, it seems. Everytime I think I’ve reached the bottom we go a little bit lower. : )

cuckboyphil is in for a few surprises, lol! I haven’t had a chance to share with him what’s about to happen, so I won’t post it here, but I will be talking more about this, soon.

A new boy from an FD site contacted me but I’m totally unimpressed and hope to *not* hear back from him.

j is among the missing again. Email me.

I had a call from one of my ex-realtime boys who I haven’t talked to in about two years (almost). There may be some room in both our schedules for him to start serving again. We’ll see.

I’ll be developing a new Yahoo group or other type community soon, I will keep you posted with details on that. I have tons of work to do on my websites too, I’ve been a little more disciplined and productive lately with that and having my Verizon Wireless USB modem that lets me take my laptop wherever I want to go helps with that. With summer here, I sure don’t want to be stuck inside all the time.

That’s all I can think of right now. If you’re lucky, I’ll post a voice post tonight.

Later!

Originally by lafemme from Superior Female on April 20, 2008, 1:21pm

not 100% sure what I will do yet and I can't post the domain I want to use yet until I clean up some non-Niteflirt compliant things on it.  I'll probably make a decision and have something up & running in early January. 

So for now, this is still my “main” blog.

Personal stuff:

I've been busy with holiday prep stuff and rearranging things in my home.

Have new web ventures planned besides my new blog but don't foresee anything being done before Jan 08.

I'll probably be kind of scarce blogwise til then too, but I'll try to make a couple o updates here & there and of course you guys can always reach me on Niteflirt.

Speaking of Niteflirt – big changeover with the “seperation” from Keen.  If you've been trying to use the system and find that you can't….you may have to make a whole new account on Niteflirt.  And if you have been use 1-800-ASK-KEEN or keen.com to make ADULT category calls —  you can't anymore. So try using 1-800-TO-FLIRT or the Niteflirt site with your existing account FIRST.  And if that doesn't work…you will have to make a whole new NF account.  But you do have to do everything ADULT on Niteflirt.com now….exclusively. 

/end public service announcement

On to holiday ho-ho-ho-ing.

Some of you have been good boys already & are working to make MY holiday what it should be.

A couple of you though, are so wrapped up in your own sad little “issues” that you've punked out, pooped out & all but disappeared.

To pick up the thread of another convo — LOYALTY is recognized around here.   DIS-LOYALTY and INCONSISTENCY are duly noted as well and dealt with accordingly.  Enough said.

Want the ho-ho-ho rundown?

$100 gift certificate and around 500 paid mail from dogboy

$733 NF tribute today from justin – new boy, seems promising

$300 (I think, might be a little more) two pair of wolfords and a cute pair of steve maddens from grovelingboy

$150 from slaveeddie so far

$350 tribute from drunksucker

$130 GC from cuckboy

losermikey was back after a long absence & sent 75 GC

And from jacktard….ZIP ZILCH ZERO NADA….seasonal affective disorder is a BITCH.

I'm sure I'm forgetting a couple…I'll be back if I remember.

Ciao, bitches.

Originally by lafemme from Superior Female on December 14, 2007, 10:38pm