If you are surfing specifically to find a phone sex number to call, Jasmine’s site is a lot to wade through, but once you get Jasmine on the phone (she uses the Niteflirt platform) I bet you will have a rock hard good time. If you are looking to get to know the girl you are calling very intimately then you will want to spend some time navigating all the different areas of this site. There are a number of free sex stories offered and Jasmine’s writing is incredibly hot. Her pictures are hot too, with a small free gallery and several other sets available for purchase. Jasmine journals in a blog, offers custom recordings tailored to fit your perversion or ready made recordings for those to shy to call, chat sessions, and you can also purchase a fan club membership for twenty dollars that will enable you to save on her $1.85 per minute phone service. Jasmine offers her phone sex services through Niteflirt where Visa, MC & American Express are the accepted forms of payment. ]]> http://www.phone-sex-reviews.com/phonesexblog/dirtiest-phone-sex-girl-in-the-world/feed 0 http://www.phone-sex-reviews.com/phonesexblog/little-dicks-do-not-get-princess-pussy http://www.phone-sex-reviews.com/phonesexblog/little-dicks-do-not-get-princess-pussy#comments Sun, 02 Apr 2006 03:36:00 +0000 PhoneVixen http://www.phone-sex-reviews.com/phonesexblog/?p=53 Hi weaklings! Wow aren’t you all lucky that it is the weekend, and I am around and I am typing. No hell did not freeze over, I just have allergies going on a little bit and I had to tell you all about last night. It started off oh so good and went oh so bad but ended good

Lisa was begging to go dancing and I was wanting to find some new fresh meat, so off we went to drink and be rotten like normal. We get there and like all the guys were hot. A little drink and a little smoke later and I was feeling horny. Not even a little horny but a lot. Lisa laughed and said we could go home and play, but I was determined to find some random dick to fuck.

We went to the second floor, and I see this hot guy. Not a little hot, but OMG hot. Lisa said his friend was hotter, which was a girl LOLOLOL LOVES IT!!! So Lisa starts to come on to the girl dancing with him and I slide in. I spent the next hour dancing, laughing, and wanting this guy in the worst fucking way. My panties were dripping wet, so finally I said I wanted to fuck him.

I was so out of it, he was so cocky and sure of himself not to mention hot as hell, so I did not ask the dick size. I have no idea where the chick went that was there but Lisa and Me and the new lay left together. He followed Lisa and I as we drove home, Lisa said she was tired so she was going to sleep, but to tell her all the details.

I drag hot guy to My bedroom, we are kissing, and I am grinding on him and he is grunting hard, saying he needs to fuck Me. Ok first of all he was like so ready to just climb on , AS IF I pushed him back and said strip for Me. I was in My bra and panties, so I start rubbing My self through My panties as he starts to finish undressing. He had boxers on, but I did not see any kind of bulge going on, and then I started to panic.

He grabbed his boxers and pulled them down, and I stopped rubbing My pussy and got up on My knees so I could see better. I started to laugh and I said damn I am so dumb. I yelled for Lisa, and he said why you calling her? I was still giggling and I said this is so good that I want to share it. She comes to the door and I yell open it, she does and he is jerking his dick and smiling.

She walks in and said why are you calling, and she never even got to Me before she started laughing. He stopped jerking and said whats so funny. I said whats funny is I had a dripping pussy all night for you just to see that you lost your penis somewhere. I went from really happy to pissed.

He was scrambling to get his clothes, and I told him he better be gone before I come back from the bathroom. He was thank god and Lisa starting laughing. OMG what a fucking waste, so fine and a dick the size of a baby carrot. We laughed and then I grabbed My phone to call toy next door. He answered and I said, I need dick now, if you want out of that thing for a few minutes while I use you, be here in the next 2 minutes.

Lisa got up and said she was off to go back to bed, as toy walked in. He started to talk so I said shut up. He looked at Lisa and said bad night? I smacked him and said shut up. I told him to lay down and he started to fucking talk again. I unlocked him and he said thank you or some thing, but I took My panties off and shoved them in his mouth. I said shut up. I told you I wanted dick not conversation. You are just lucky I wanted real warm dick otherwise I would be using My vibrator. Then I decided I wanted a vibrating real warm dick, so I grabbed My super vibrator and lube and shoved it in his ass. I sat down and started to ride toy hard and angry. I told him how fucking lame some guys are, but I was enjoying the vibration coming from My live dildo. LOVES IT

I was going good and about to cum and the fucking thing came out of his ass, and totally killed My momentum. I was pissed I got off of him and he reached up and pulled My panties from his mouth to talk. I went and grabbed duct tape, and shoved the damn thing back in his ass and taped in in place. Then I took the panties and taped those in his mouth while telling him to finally shut the fuck up.

So I sat down to finally get off and I am going and all the sudden toy grunted and then he fucking CAME! He was mumbling sorry or something but as i sat there and his hard on went away, I decided to finish it off the right way. I stood up and kicked him in the sack. Then I locked him up and told him to get out. I had to laugh while I watched him go with the vibe taped in his ass and panties still taped too LOLOLOL LOVES IT so so so FUNNY

I went and woke Lisa and we had awesome girl sex, with fake dicks and it rocked! I should be around to take some calls, and you tards better remember that My birthday is almost here. SPEND SHOP PREZZIES SPOIL ME GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE

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Originally from PhoneWhore Karen on November 3, 2005, 12:15am

Hi tards! Dumbasses, wankies, weaklings, losers. I think I hit all the classes of male types. Well I am here typing to you freaks again. I was totally a mean girl to some fucking dork at jack in the box last night. Toy says it is because I am missing My Lisa, I think it is because the guy was a fucking RETARD.

I tell toy, I am starving and in need of curly fries. Of course he starts off irritating Me by saying if I lay off the weed I will not have the munchies. I giggled at him and said oh so fucking sweetly, well dumbass, if you would learn to shut your fucking mouth you might get unlocked a little more. Wah wah wah, I am sorry Princess I was trying to make you laugh (eye roll) funny how you tell a male he not going to cum again anytime soon, and all the sudden he is like prince charming HAHAHA LOVES IT

Well toy takes Me to jack in box, and we go in, mean while toy is bitching because I would not let him drive through. We are walking inside, and I took My hand and patted his crotch, giggled and said at least a month as we went inside.

Right away I see the Pillsbury Doughboy standing at the end of the counter waiting for his food. He starts staring right away, and toy says right away, wow been here 3 seconds and the fatty waiting for his jumbo jack is eye raping you.

Nothing new, but I look over, dry hurled in My mouth at this loser, then ordered My fries and a coke. Toy pays and we move down the counter, the lady hands Me the cup to get My soda, and then there is fat boy road block standing in My way

I look at him and he is looking like he escaped from the rubber house, so I elbowed toy, and he said to him excuse us. He was so fucking nasty, I could hear his fat sway as I walked by.

So I get My soda, and I was sure the fat fucktard would be gone since he was standing there holding the counter up when I got there. I then look up and see a greyhound bus offloading a million Geritol lovers, with cotton tops. They start filing in, and it starts to reek of old people. I mean I was like thinking damn I should of just done the drive thu thing.

I turn around to see if My fries are ready because I am like super grossed out to be there. BAM there is fat boy in My way, holding 2 bags of food. The counter lady says her are your fries miss, so I try to walk around fatboy, and he steps in front of Me. I look at him shocked that he actually had the balls to step in front of Me.

Move I said, so he gets this stupid look on his face and said say please. Toy said move or she will get ugly. He said I doubt this filly (WTF) can be ugly. Move I said again trying to get My damn fries, which by now are getting cold, and all the oldies were starting to stare. Whats the magic word he said. NOW I said is the magic word, getting louder.

Toy reached around and grabbed My fries, so I turn to go around the other way, fat boy juggles his 2 bags of food and steps in front of Me again, and says whats your hurry. I was so irritated, I took the lid off My soda, and tossed it in his face. Ok it hit his face and a few oldies standing in line. The fucking look was priceless, I started laughing, toy was laughing, a few old people were laughing, and a few were saying omg what a rude girl. LOLOLOL LOVES IT!!!!!!! I love it when I can publicly humiliate a dumbass on a whim like that, LOLOL

Toy said ok troublemaker we need to go now before the cops come or something. Because speaking of cops, remember I told I got busted for incident at the club? Well I did go to court and they fined Me ASSHOLES!!! Yea so matter of fact I think all you tards should pay My damn fine. 212.00 damn dollars because I was a mean girl. Small price to pay I think. LOVES IT

Anyway I am about to go get a mani and a pedi, and maybe a sea weed wrap. I should be back later to work you all over, besides you all have a fine, and a spa day to fund. LOVES IT

Oh and it is 66 days till CHRISTMAS. Make the Princess of phone sex a happy girl and get busy spoiling NOW

Ta Ta
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