Thursday , April 01, 2010

By Jenny Block

Ring my bell.

Dial me, baby.

Even when you’re close to home, phone sex can fire things up.

Phone sex has gotten a bad rap. It has sadly been relegated to 900 numbers and the desperately lonely and separated. But it’s time that phone sex was brought back to its rightful glory. It’s a great way to connect with a partner even if you both are in town and live in the very same home.

It might sound crazy, but it makes sense if you think about it. Most of us spend the majority of our days away from our partners. And then when we are back together, it’s after a long, stressful day at work with dinner waiting to be cooked, kids waiting to be bathed and dogs waiting to be walked.

It’s hard to bring the sexy back when that’s what you come back home to every day. That’s where phone sex comes in.

You see, part of the problem with not being able to connect with your partner after a long day is that you have not only been physically separated, but also mentally separated. If you do talk on the phone, it’s likely about who’s going to pick up the dry cleaning or where you should make dinner reservations for the weekend.

But when you’re apart, it’s actually the ideal time to connect. Stay with me now. It can be hard to jump right into “Come on, baby, light my fire” the minute you walk in the door. Even with a partner you adore, it can feel a little scary or silly. But on the phone, freedom reigns. And it doesn’t necessarily have to be talking on the phone; it could be texting, IMing or e-mailing.

But, be aware, e-mail never dies and texts and voice messages have a way of popping back into your life at the least opportune times – ask Tiger Woods or Jesse James. Even if it’s your partner you’re whispering not-so-sweet nothings to, you still don’t want them broadcast to the whole universe – or even just your own family and friends, for that matter.

So … my weapon of choice is the telephone, talking directly to my partner, where the only risk is someone overhearing and there is usually somewhere to be found that’s out of earshot of any nosy neighbors. Now here’s where the fun starts. Phone sex can be anything from, “I can’t wait to get my hands on you tonight” to “Right now, I’m using my tongue to find my way from your knees to your nose.”

You can play out entire scenarios or you can just tease your partner about what’s awaiting him or her at home that night. Entire scenarios can be especially fun when you’re home with total freedom to do and say as you please and your partner is squirming in his or her seat at work just hoping no one can hear the naughty nurse on the line.

“I’ve been a very bad nurse today, baby.”

“Oh really?”

“Uh, huh. I haven’t been paying any attention to my patients today.”

“You haven’t?”

“Nope. I’ve only been paying attention to myself.”

“What do you mean?”

“Well, right now I’m naked in front of the mirror examining my…”

You get the idea. So, while you talk away and maybe even get down to a little “self-service” while you’re at it, all your partner can do is listen and long for you.

If that’s a little much for you, you can simply say, “I miss your mouth” or “Where do you want me to touch you first?” — just to get your partner in the mindset you want him or her in when you’re both together again.

Why bother? Well, that’s easy.

1. Phone sex relieves stress. It can take your mind off things that are doing nothing but driving you crazy and instead put you in a happier – and naughtier – state of mind.

2. Phone sex takes care of the heavy lifting. Sometimes the hardest part about getting down to it is getting started. Dirty little chats throughout the day can give you a great head start.

3. Phone sex brings you closer. Secrets can be bad. But in this case, they are good. Very good. Having a little something that’s just between you and your partner can make you feel like it’s the two of you against the world. Very sexy.

So, whether you opt for the long version…

A flight attendant and a First Class passenger: “Would you like to watch tonight’s film…or me getting out of this silly uniform?”

A waiter and a diner: “Shall I tell you the specials on the menu…or my specialties in the bedroom?”

A lost hiker and a park ranger: “Would you like me to guide you out of the forest…or back to my cabin?”

Or the short version…

“I’m ready.”

. . . It doesn’t matter how cheesy it might sound in your head or out of context, in the moment, phone-based foreplay can start your engines and keep you revving until the race begins.

All you have to do is pick up the phone.

Jenny Block is a freelance writer based in Dallas, Texas. She is the author of “Open: Love, Sex, and Life in an Open Marriage.” Her work appears in “One Big Happy Family” edited by Rebecca Walker and “It’s a Girl: Women Writers on Raising Daughters” edited by Andrea Buchanan. Visit her Web site at www.jennyonthepage.com.

I’m on my way out for a run around the park but I stopped in for an update of what’s going on with me.

Woke up to a 200 dollar driveby tribute yesterday and then a nice long call with femmejunkie. YUM

Went out after that, friend picked me up for some shopping.

My car needs MAJOR work it turns out – I might have it back tomorrow afternoon or Tuesday. It’s making a dent in my bank account and that DOESN’T make me happy – so, you know what to do, boys.

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Today, I slept in til noon and just bummed around doing some website tweaks.

I *didn’t* make my voice post that I promised. Maybe I’ll do it tonite. Maybe.

Here comes the “roll call” -

slaveeddie is going ever deeper in confessing the sins of his past to me. The depth of his perversion knows no limits, it seems. Everytime I think I’ve reached the bottom we go a little bit lower. : )

cuckboyphil is in for a few surprises, lol! I haven’t had a chance to share with him what’s about to happen, so I won’t post it here, but I will be talking more about this, soon.

A new boy from an FD site contacted me but I’m totally unimpressed and hope to *not* hear back from him.

j is among the missing again. Email me.

I had a call from one of my ex-realtime boys who I haven’t talked to in about two years (almost). There may be some room in both our schedules for him to start serving again. We’ll see.

I’ll be developing a new Yahoo group or other type community soon, I will keep you posted with details on that. I have tons of work to do on my websites too, I’ve been a little more disciplined and productive lately with that and having my Verizon Wireless USB modem that lets me take my laptop wherever I want to go helps with that. With summer here, I sure don’t want to be stuck inside all the time.

That’s all I can think of right now. If you’re lucky, I’ll post a voice post tonight.

Later!

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Lisa was begging to go dancing and I was wanting to find some new fresh meat, so off we went to drink and be rotten like normal. We get there and like all the guys were hot. A little drink and a little smoke later and I was feeling horny. Not even a little horny but a lot. Lisa laughed and said we could go home and play, but I was determined to find some random dick to fuck.

We went to the second floor, and I see this hot guy. Not a little hot, but OMG hot. Lisa said his friend was hotter, which was a girl LOLOLOL LOVES IT!!! So Lisa starts to come on to the girl dancing with him and I slide in. I spent the next hour dancing, laughing, and wanting this guy in the worst fucking way. My panties were dripping wet, so finally I said I wanted to fuck him.

I was so out of it, he was so cocky and sure of himself not to mention hot as hell, so I did not ask the dick size. I have no idea where the chick went that was there but Lisa and Me and the new lay left together. He followed Lisa and I as we drove home, Lisa said she was tired so she was going to sleep, but to tell her all the details.

I drag hot guy to My bedroom, we are kissing, and I am grinding on him and he is grunting hard, saying he needs to fuck Me. Ok first of all he was like so ready to just climb on , AS IF I pushed him back and said strip for Me. I was in My bra and panties, so I start rubbing My self through My panties as he starts to finish undressing. He had boxers on, but I did not see any kind of bulge going on, and then I started to panic.

He grabbed his boxers and pulled them down, and I stopped rubbing My pussy and got up on My knees so I could see better. I started to laugh and I said damn I am so dumb. I yelled for Lisa, and he said why you calling her? I was still giggling and I said this is so good that I want to share it. She comes to the door and I yell open it, she does and he is jerking his dick and smiling.

She walks in and said why are you calling, and she never even got to Me before she started laughing. He stopped jerking and said whats so funny. I said whats funny is I had a dripping pussy all night for you just to see that you lost your penis somewhere. I went from really happy to pissed.

He was scrambling to get his clothes, and I told him he better be gone before I come back from the bathroom. He was thank god and Lisa starting laughing. OMG what a fucking waste, so fine and a dick the size of a baby carrot. We laughed and then I grabbed My phone to call toy next door. He answered and I said, I need dick now, if you want out of that thing for a few minutes while I use you, be here in the next 2 minutes.

Lisa got up and said she was off to go back to bed, as toy walked in. He started to talk so I said shut up. He looked at Lisa and said bad night? I smacked him and said shut up. I told him to lay down and he started to fucking talk again. I unlocked him and he said thank you or some thing, but I took My panties off and shoved them in his mouth. I said shut up. I told you I wanted dick not conversation. You are just lucky I wanted real warm dick otherwise I would be using My vibrator. Then I decided I wanted a vibrating real warm dick, so I grabbed My super vibrator and lube and shoved it in his ass. I sat down and started to ride toy hard and angry. I told him how fucking lame some guys are, but I was enjoying the vibration coming from My live dildo. LOVES IT

I was going good and about to cum and the fucking thing came out of his ass, and totally killed My momentum. I was pissed I got off of him and he reached up and pulled My panties from his mouth to talk. I went and grabbed duct tape, and shoved the damn thing back in his ass and taped in in place. Then I took the panties and taped those in his mouth while telling him to finally shut the fuck up.

So I sat down to finally get off and I am going and all the sudden toy grunted and then he fucking CAME! He was mumbling sorry or something but as i sat there and his hard on went away, I decided to finish it off the right way. I stood up and kicked him in the sack. Then I locked him up and told him to get out. I had to laugh while I watched him go with the vibe taped in his ass and panties still taped too LOLOLOL LOVES IT so so so FUNNY

I went and woke Lisa and we had awesome girl sex, with fake dicks and it rocked! I should be around to take some calls, and you tards better remember that My birthday is almost here. SPEND SHOP PREZZIES SPOIL ME GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE

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