Lisa was begging to go dancing and I was wanting to find some new fresh meat, so off we went to drink and be rotten like normal. We get there and like all the guys were hot. A little drink and a little smoke later and I was feeling horny. Not even a little horny but a lot. Lisa laughed and said we could go home and play, but I was determined to find some random dick to fuck.

We went to the second floor, and I see this hot guy. Not a little hot, but OMG hot. Lisa said his friend was hotter, which was a girl LOLOLOL LOVES IT!!! So Lisa starts to come on to the girl dancing with him and I slide in. I spent the next hour dancing, laughing, and wanting this guy in the worst fucking way. My panties were dripping wet, so finally I said I wanted to fuck him.

I was so out of it, he was so cocky and sure of himself not to mention hot as hell, so I did not ask the dick size. I have no idea where the chick went that was there but Lisa and Me and the new lay left together. He followed Lisa and I as we drove home, Lisa said she was tired so she was going to sleep, but to tell her all the details.

I drag hot guy to My bedroom, we are kissing, and I am grinding on him and he is grunting hard, saying he needs to fuck Me. Ok first of all he was like so ready to just climb on , AS IF I pushed him back and said strip for Me. I was in My bra and panties, so I start rubbing My self through My panties as he starts to finish undressing. He had boxers on, but I did not see any kind of bulge going on, and then I started to panic.

He grabbed his boxers and pulled them down, and I stopped rubbing My pussy and got up on My knees so I could see better. I started to laugh and I said damn I am so dumb. I yelled for Lisa, and he said why you calling her? I was still giggling and I said this is so good that I want to share it. She comes to the door and I yell open it, she does and he is jerking his dick and smiling.

She walks in and said why are you calling, and she never even got to Me before she started laughing. He stopped jerking and said whats so funny. I said whats funny is I had a dripping pussy all night for you just to see that you lost your penis somewhere. I went from really happy to pissed.

He was scrambling to get his clothes, and I told him he better be gone before I come back from the bathroom. He was thank god and Lisa starting laughing. OMG what a fucking waste, so fine and a dick the size of a baby carrot. We laughed and then I grabbed My phone to call toy next door. He answered and I said, I need dick now, if you want out of that thing for a few minutes while I use you, be here in the next 2 minutes.

Lisa got up and said she was off to go back to bed, as toy walked in. He started to talk so I said shut up. He looked at Lisa and said bad night? I smacked him and said shut up. I told him to lay down and he started to fucking talk again. I unlocked him and he said thank you or some thing, but I took My panties off and shoved them in his mouth. I said shut up. I told you I wanted dick not conversation. You are just lucky I wanted real warm dick otherwise I would be using My vibrator. Then I decided I wanted a vibrating real warm dick, so I grabbed My super vibrator and lube and shoved it in his ass. I sat down and started to ride toy hard and angry. I told him how fucking lame some guys are, but I was enjoying the vibration coming from My live dildo. LOVES IT

I was going good and about to cum and the fucking thing came out of his ass, and totally killed My momentum. I was pissed I got off of him and he reached up and pulled My panties from his mouth to talk. I went and grabbed duct tape, and shoved the damn thing back in his ass and taped in in place. Then I took the panties and taped those in his mouth while telling him to finally shut the fuck up.

So I sat down to finally get off and I am going and all the sudden toy grunted and then he fucking CAME! He was mumbling sorry or something but as i sat there and his hard on went away, I decided to finish it off the right way. I stood up and kicked him in the sack. Then I locked him up and told him to get out. I had to laugh while I watched him go with the vibe taped in his ass and panties still taped too LOLOLOL LOVES IT so so so FUNNY

I went and woke Lisa and we had awesome girl sex, with fake dicks and it rocked! I should be around to take some calls, and you tards better remember that My birthday is almost here. SPEND SHOP PREZZIES SPOIL ME GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE

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Well I will give you all the short version, and since you most of the males that read this are used to short things so you will enjoy it LOLOLOLOL

I decided to have a fleshlight fuckers super bowl party. I had to make it way more fun and interesting to watch so I let My guys have sex with their fake pussies during the game. The funny thing is you fucking males are so sad, they kept losing their hard ons because they were paying attention to the game.

I had 7 males fucking fleshlights that were personalized for them. If at any time I told them to stop fucking and show Me the penis, and it was not hard and doing the Princess penis dance they got hit in the sac. The teasefest was on! We were dressed in sexy stuff, with our stuff exposed just enough to tease them and drive them nuts. So hard to pay attention to football LOLOLOL

Most of the males did good, I actually had one of them fuck up and cum, and he was shocked it happened. He was all excited over a TD and he was going slow, then he was grunting like a fucking animal. Oh and it was geek in case you were wondering, and then Lisa was closer so she kicked him in the sac, and he started to cry. It was so fucking hot LOL LOVES IT ! Then we took his smoke and told him he could not have anymore because he fucked up LOLOLOLOL Teasin, denyin and blazin LOL SO GOOD to be MOI

Well that it, you want more you can call. I a, still in the air about up my site in a members area, so I guess if you fucking losers want Me to keep My world open to you, ya better get to the GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE, as in PREZZIES and lots of them.

The day of love is almost here (inset gagging sound) 8 days wankies I better see the love from all your wallets because thats all you are good for DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ok I am outtie, you want to talk you know what to do. Call the Princess of Phone sex for some serious humiliation, because I am so feeling like that today LOVES IT

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